pizza drew

Call me nunchuck charlie


medschoolapplicant:

today i’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

If slavery still existed, you'd be my property!

trebled-negrita-princess:

cumgirl1:

if slavery still existed i’d be shitting in your dinner and fucking your son after you went to bed not because i like white dick but just to show that your son loves black pussy lmao

B R U H


unfollovving:

themonsterwithoutaname:

ladymalchav:

coluring:

coluring:

unfollovving:

Coke is so much better without bubbles

What is wrong with you?

HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES

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isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?

fucking Christ

What happened to my post


brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich


are there any spirits listening
yes are you alone
yes
haha nice whats up :P
trying to contact my dead grandmother
cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

rejennerate:

my favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you


can you do this chore for me?
*doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
*does it for you*
why can't you ever be responsible